If you've been following what we do here at Complex Sneakers for a while, you know we don't like to leave a pair of sneakers un-ID'ed. Even if something's super-obscure, we find out what it is one way or another. Well, Mr. President, you got us with this one. We looked through Google Images. We combed through eBay. We even sent enlarged shots to friends at Nike, who in turn showed them to designers. No dice. We know they're cross-trainers, and we suspect they're from the mid-'00s (and possibly JC Penneys), but that's as far as we got.

We know the demands for your second term are great, Mr. President, but please, for us, invest in some new sneakers. And if you need suggestions, we're always here to help.