Throw Them At The President

Politics can be a bitch. Whether you're upset with the former president for starting wars for no reason, or the current president for having a frustrating footwear game, try to keep yourself under control and keep from unloading one of your Js at the President. The Secret Service will make you regret it and if you're sitting on the couch at home and put one through the TV, the wifey will make you regret it even more if she misses out on an episode of True Blood.