10 Signs You're a Bitter Sneakerhead

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Why so serious? As our good friend DJ Clark Kent says so often, your precious sneakers are just leather and rubber. What's there to get all worked up about? But hey, maybe you find your emotions getting a bit out of hand sometimes, and the same sneakers that provided you with such joy when you bought them now make you angry when you so much as look at them. Take a deep breath, check out these 10 Signs You're a Bitter Sneakerhead, and adjust accordingly. Or, you know, don't.

You Can't Stand All These "New Sneakerheads"

You Get Upset When Nobody Recognizes Your Kicks

You Hate Resellers

"Quality Sucks" Are Your Two Favorite Words

All These Hybrids Make You Sick

You Couldn't Get A Pair, So Now They're Whack

You Talk Sh*t About Other Sneakerheads

You Try to Keep All The Sneaker Info To Yourself

If It Doesn't Say Nike Air On The Back, You Won't Wear It

You Sold All Of Your Kicks