We Will Wear Sneakers For Any Event, Even Our Wedding 

This one might be an issue with parents who really take pride in tradition but people need to understand that it's your day, your life. Not to mention the drama-filled relationships you had to go through to find "the one" that actually understands your sneaker obsession. Besides, once the drinks start flowing, nobody is going to remember anything but the beauty of your big day and that completely inappropriate toast from your uncle.