We Nickname Our Sneakers 

We are guys, we nickname the things we love—our golf clubs, our cars, a few other things we should keep out of this, and of course our sneakers. Some of them are blatantly obvious and some are going to make us feel very nerdy when we have to explain it, but the game is the game and there is no way we could hold a conversation with our peers if we listed everything by color and or even worse, product number. You don't talk about your kids by their social security number, do you?