Nike Cortez 

Costume: Forrest Gump  

Another sneaker that is affordable or already likely in your closet. Pairing some Nike Cortez with one of your old man's leisure suits and the slurring of your words after a few shots will make it easy for you to pass as the IQ-challenged Forrest Gump. Let us know how "life is like a box of chocolates" works as a pick-up line.