5. Nike Dunk Low Laser Pack “Unlasered”

So those were one of those things that showed up in a plastic bag in my crib one time — no box, no label, from nobody. They’re like the ill pebbled leather, the ones that they would laser, it says Laser Pack on insole, but — it’s just an all-white Dunk, premium brown leather on the inside, and it’s got the big tongue they were doing on the Laser Packs. But it’s just all white before it got lasered. It’s the one that was on the conveyer belt and found an escape route and jumped off. Luckily they were in my size. [laughs]