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DQM Says: "If one thing is certain in life, it's that the Detroit Lions will never have a good football team. You can blame it on whatever you want, but I like to place the blame on things like Wayne Fontes, Jimmy Hoffa's disappearance, Joey Harrington's heart murmur, the Pontiac Silverdome and the People Mover. The only good thing that ever came off that field was Barry fucking Sanders. Shine on you crazy diamond.

Sincerely,

Bitter Detroit Native"