Buyer Beware: The 20 Craziest Fake Kicks on the Internet

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Momma always said, "Don't date a girl with a belly ring, and never, ever buy fakes." Momma was a smart woman, so heed her advice: Never, ever buy fake sneakers. Buuut, that doesn't mean it's not awesome to take a look to see what our friends over in China have cooked up during their Sundays "off" at the factory. Take a look at the craziest fakes on the Internet today, and just realize that these are for looking not touching. The chances of these being wearable without falling apart (if they even actually shipped) in real life are somewhere around 10%. Maybe.

Air Jordan III "Alleged Blue" x Nike Air Max 2011 Fusion

Price: $49.59

Complex Says: We'll just wait until June 4th.

FAKE

Air Jordan 2011

Price: $69.58

Complex Says: Be quick. Be explosive. Don't be seen in these.

FAKE

Air Jordan XI "Cool Grey" "Diddy Suit" PE OG

Price: $43.96

Complex Says: Take that, take that.

FAKE

Air Jordan XII "Flamingo"

Price: $63.58

Complex Says: Case in point: Flamingos belong in the wild.

FAKE

Nike Blazer Low Velcro "Hey Bro"

Price: $349.00

Complex Says: Aubrey Graham eyebrow-inspired. Well played.

FAKE

Timberland Men's 6-Inch “Das Racist” Gold Chain Boot

Price: $57.99

Complex Says: Borderline offensive, over the line fraudulent.

FAKE

Air Jordan 6 Rings

Price: $47.98

Complex Says: These Putian assassination attempts on Jordan's legacy must stop!

FAKE

Air Jordan 6 Rings x Nike AF1 Fusion "The Other 6 Rings"

Price: $43.57

Complex Says: These are just straight up reckless.

FAKE

Nike Air Yeezy "Bloodclot"

Price: $71.99

Complex Says: He may have hit the Jamaican spot and ordered the jerk, but 'Ye definitely didn't sign off on these.

FAKE

Nike Zoom LeBron II "Scale The Corporate Ladder"

Price: $67.99

Complex Says: It was a high school code violation for LeBron to receive money at St. Vincent-St. Mary, and it's a dress code violation to put money (and scales, for that matter) on a St. Vincent-St. Mary.

FAKE

Air Jordan VII & XIII Fusion "2004 Olympics"

Price: $58.98

Complex Says: For the US Men's National Basketball team, Athens was a fail. And these? You got it.

FAKE

Air Jordan IX & XIV Fusion

Price: $58.98

Complex Says: If MJ didn't say it's okay, then it's not.

FAKE

Air Jordan III Low "Clear"

Price: $58.98

Complex Says: The site peddling these legit said that for these bad boys there is a "Supply ability of 100,000 per week." That's that putian.

FAKE

Nike Air Foamposite One "Copper?"

Price: $43.99

Complex Says: Keep in mind that counterfeiting a Penny is illegal.

FAKE

Women's Nike Dunk SB Low "Tiffany" Heels

Price: $95.00

Complex Says: Cuffing season is nearly over, however, if you see a babe in these a citizen's arrest would be quite appropriate. No, seriously, take her to jail, she does not pass "Go."