It's common knowledge that anyone who has ever played the D&Drole-playing game is a dork. What you may not know is that anyone who watched the surprisingly violent—and thus controversial—animated series is cool.

We followed the gang of kids who were transported to the Realm, where they were given fantasy roles and sent on quests by the Dungeon Master (who's not a dominatrix, btw) so that they might return to their world, and we're certainly cool. No, seriously, we are. And if you let us down off the flagpole we'ill draw you a chart that explains exactly why this is.