Released: 2002
Developer/Publisher: Silicon Knights for Nintendo
Platform(s): GC

Sorta like The Da Vinci Code (minus lots of reading and/or watching Tom Hanks' shriveled dickface), Eternal Darkness centers on an ancient book that sets off a series of time-traveling adventures. Intricate, heady, and seriously effed-up (said tome is made of human flesh and bone), ED kept you up all night—no Viagra needed.

YOU AUGHTA KNOW:
ED was the first game published directly by Nintendo (not a third-party developer) to receive an "M" from the Entertainment Software Rating Board.