o, for those of you not “in the know” regarding celebrity Halloween costumes, suffice it to say that Heidi Klum is ubiquitous in Hollywood costume circles. It seems retired super models have little to do besides plan elaborate Halloween costumes and huge, orgiastic parties at which to wear them. This kind of free time allows them to think outside the box just enough to marginalize one of the world's major religions and exhibit ignorance of an entire culture, all while looking totally hot. Klum's annual Halloween bash is held at Midtown hot spot Lavo, where 364 days a year, the guys dress like rich douchebags and the girls dress like they're not underage. Don't waste your time chatting up the bouncer trying to get into Klum's party; you aren't getting in, no matter what deities you denigrate and/or sexualize.