After landing an enviable internship on the set of Lena Dunham's Girls earlier this year, Malia Obama is keeping busy by touring potential colleges while allegedly partaking in one of college's most sacred rituals most inescapable cliches: beer pong. Malia was apparently spotted at a Brown University party, with many tweeting that Secret Service agents were simply waiting outside:
MALIA OBAMA IS AT A PARTY IN MY BUILDING SOS
— Elizabeth Lippman (@ElizabethLippma) October 11, 2015
I should definitely tweet about the fact that malia Obama was at a party on my floor last night
— Jamillionaire (@thisismyjams) October 12, 2015
Words are cool, but most people prefer something like the supposedly leaked Snapchatobtained by the Daily Caller, an unverified shot purporting to show Malia during a game of the aforementioned pong of beer:
Confirmed: Malia Obama is (reportedly!) cooler than you or your friends.