"Halo" Players Give Sex Advice, Seem Freaky

Yeah, this is real. In their "Sex Advice From" series that has already consulted devotees of StarCraft and World of Warcraft, as well as falsely mustachioed computer programmers, defunct magazine sex site Nerve asked Halo players various sex-related questions and got their opinion. A lot of it is guys trying to seem normal or at least date-able...and then there's actually-kinda-sexy goth chick Jade, who got our attention with this:

Have you ever used a game of Halo as foreplay?
No, but I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't get turned on if my man decided to wear Mjolnir MK VI Powered Assault Armor and pretend he's saving me from the Covenant. "Oh, Master Chief! You've saved me from the Covenant! How can I ever repay you?"

Get at us, Jade! We've even got a real-life Commando Harness we'll let you wear. [Nerve]