There's a poop bandit wreaking havoc on a Houston neighborhood, and residents are understandably furious.
The people of Woodland Heights are currently dealing with a man who keeps shitting on their sidewalks and in their yards. One home has been hit six times. It's gotten so bad that one desperate resident resorted to installing a surveillance camera, which ended up catching the man mid-crime.
To further the disrespect, witnesses claim that he carries paper towels to clean himself with, but just leaves them on the ground. Feces aside, it's like a serial killer leaving a trademark behind.
The suspect will face indecent exposure or criminal mischief charges if police ever catch him. Until that day comes, no sidewalk or yard is safe.
[via Gawker]
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