Miley Cyrus apparently isn't the type of woman that wants flashy things. Instead, she can settle with "at least one big booty hoe" for her birthday and a blow-up doll that'll allow her access into the carpool lane for Christmas. Simple. The more we learn about you Miley, the more we love.
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[via Miley Cyrus]