Worldwide Wednesday: The 10 Hottest Thai Women

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Don't let the peanut sauce and massages fool you, it aint all sweet in Thailand. Just yesterday, the Thai "Red Shirts" poured "12 five-liter bottles, two large buckets and 50 syringes of blood" all over the gate of the Government House in Bangkok. We have no idea how that's supposed to help them attain their goal of bringing down the current regime and get new elections going, but whatever. What we do know is that on Complex's quest to bring you the hottest girls from all corners of the world, Thailand has got more than enough fine ladies to make our blood boil. So here's a list of the 10 Hottest Women Thai Women.

CLAIM TO FAME: This 41-year-old all around cougar has been releasing pop albums and acting in films in Thailand since the '80s. She speaks English, so leave that me so horny shit at home, douche.

CLAIM TO FAME: Chaichalermpol was actually arrested and prosecuted in Thailand for participating in pornography which she had made in Japan. She ended up paying a fine and got a 6-month suspended sentence. We can't speak for her, but ask us, and we'll say, Yes, it was worth it.

CLAIM TO FAME: She might have been born in San Diego, raised in California, and graduated from NYU, but thanks to her mother, Jensen is a member of the Thai Royal Family. Queen us!

CLAIM TO FAME: Too bad we don't watch Thai reality TV, because if we did Utaiwan would have totally made our list of Hottest Reality TV Girls. Also, all kinds of confusion when assigning countries for Risk: "You be England, you be Chile, and you? Taiwan."

CLAIM TO FAME: She was a model for years but didn't truly become famous until her award winning role in The Love of Siam (the Brokeback Mountain of Thailand) and her role in 4bia (the Final Destination of Thailand). True, we wouldn't watch either one of those films. But we still like looking at her.

CLAIM TO FAME: How sexy is Sakakorn? Sexy enough to pull off a black rubber dress that would make Elastic Man get a little plastic in the pants. Ayo!

CLAIM TO FAME: Not only is Chaichua one of the most highly-paid actresses in Thailand, but she's also one of the sexiest. The Thailand edition of FHM named her the sexiest woman in Thailand three times. Plus, she's a well known business mogul, making her a triple threat. Bangbangbang...

CLAIM TO FAME: This Bangkok born, half-Thai half-American pop star is the Britney Spears of Thailand. She became a national star in her early teens and an international superstar when she started releasing English albums throughout Asia. Now, if she would only sign with Jigga, she could flip her name and [INSERT BOOBS JOKE HERE].

CLAIM TO FAME: Jaroenpura is the half sister of Mai Charoenpura, but we're pretty sure they share the sexy half. Like her sister, she's also a singer and an actress but she might be the better of the two. Her first acting role was in a made-for-TV film where her character and her mother are gang-raped, driving her insane and sending her mother on a vengeful killing spree. She was 13 at the time—and they say hip-hop corrupts the youth!

CLAIM TO FAME: We've already made the argument for the pancake butt, but lo and behold there's a woman named Pankcake! We'd take a tall stack of her every morning.