Released: 2003
Director: Terry Zwigoff
Starring: Billy Bob Thornton, Bernie Mac, Tony Cox, Lauren Graham, John Ritter

We always knew those mall Santas were up to no good, and Billy Bob Thornton nailed it as a shady Santa who gets drunk on the job, swears up a storm, and smashes chicks on break. Are they hiring for the holiday season yet?

YOU AUGHTA KNOW:
The movie is dedicated to John Ritter. This was his last live-action role. He died two months before the movie hit theaters.