Episodes: "Porno Gil"

For the non-germaphobes among us, this is the most annoying request a person can ask of you upon entering the crib. You didn't leave the spot in fresh kicks just to toss them to the side in a nasty pile of discarded shoes and tiptoe J-less on a floor that's not even carpet. If you came through on some precipitation-free dope shoes, then do a stunt-step right around your super OCD host and tell him to lighten up. Just know that once you violate the "shoes off" rule, you absolutely can't fuck up anything in the house for the rest of the night, lest you get barked on like Larry does.