This feature was originally published on October 23, 2014.

Larry David: fearless Social Assassin, misanthropic bald man, unafraid to point out improprieties whenever and wherever he encounters them. If IRL Larry is anything like his (slightly?) fictionalized TV counterpart, then he is a hero, a dark knight we didn't know we needed but totally deserve who is quick to call people on their foul, everyday-life bullshit.

If society operated on his protocols, we'd live in a much better, albeit sometimes brutally honest world. Larry David should be president. But until Inauguration Day, take a minute and learn how to truly behave in day-to-day scenarios from the best Larry David v. the Social Establishment moments on Curb Your Enthusiasm.