Tomi Lahren, braindead couch-dwellers' favorite relayer of misinformation, had a beverage and some choice invective thrown at her in Minneapolis this past weekend.
According to the Blast, Lahren was dining with her mother at Union Bar and Grill Saturday when the tossed drink took flight. A witness to the incident, identified in the report as Devan Madison, said his friendโa waiter at the restaurantโdescribed Lahren as "extremely rude"ย with "a big attitude"ย during the supposedly "hip-hop themed" brunch proceedings.ย
As Lahren made her way out of Union, a woman tossed a glass of waterย after Lahren allegedly scowled and said something about this particular day being "just another day in the life."ย That'sย an interesting alleged statement, as one could argue that literally any day is another day in any life. Anyway, the reaction to the chucked water? Per Madison, "literally"ย the entire restaurant promptly cheered.
In clips, you can hear someone calling Lahren a "racist-ass bitch." The same commentator goes on: "Why you even out here? Get that bitch outta here. Fuck that bitch."
Lahren later called the incident "embarrassing" for her and her family. "You don't have to like me, you don't have to like my political opinions, but you don't have the right to throw things at me," she said during a Fox News appearance Wednesday morning, adding that she's "a person too."
The "fuck that bitch!" outcry heard in the clips above, naturally, has since been flipped into a whole damn song by BlockstarBenji:
To close things out on a truly vomitous note, here's an anthropomorphic undercooked SPAM casserole leaping to Lahren's defense with a blanket statement:
