Chrissy Teigen's Hilarious Play-by-Play of 'Jesus Christ Superstar' Is Required Reading

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If you're like me, you spent your Easter weekend nearly drowning in drinks and recreational goodness, leaving little time for a live Jesus Christ Superstar broadcast on NBC. Still, the television adaptation of Tim Rice and Andrew Lloyd Webber's classic continued to the approval of audiences everywhere:

#JesusChristSuperstar is live now on @nbc! pic.twitter.com/zLlXAIZEeW

— John Legend (@johnlegend) April 2, 2018

Naturally, Chrissy Teigen—whose husband John Legend slayed that shit in the role of Jesus—livetweeted the broadcast. Teigen's play-by-play included crucial notes on the general badness of coats, the unpredictability of glitter, the annoyance of lepers, and the potential prize for those with the deepest Vs. Elsewhere, Teigen made a point to call out resident prick Bill O'Reilly.

It’s almost time!!! pic.twitter.com/vHwpZE7nhz

— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 1, 2018

8 mins til #JesusChristSuperstarLive!! I can’t wait to learn about Jesus and superstars!!!!

— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 1, 2018

HE HAS RISEN aaaaahahahahhahahahahahahahahh

— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 2, 2018

One guy looks EXACTLY like milo yiannopoulos. Try to spot him. #findmilo

— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 2, 2018

Rick Owens x Jesus

— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 2, 2018

I have no idea what’s going on I’m assuming these people are bad because coats

— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 2, 2018

That’s what I do when Luna plays with glitter

— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 2, 2018

Oh shit the lepers that was the rehearsal I brought Luna to. That was a mistake

— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 2, 2018

Sara’s voice is so pure. She makes singing seem so easy.

— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 2, 2018

MEANWHILE pic.twitter.com/ToswMs0DTe

— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 2, 2018

I have a feeling whoever has the deepest V will be crucified

— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 2, 2018

He won’t say it but I know he was nervous for that song. So good!!

— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 2, 2018

JESUS TIME PAPS NOOOOO

— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 2, 2018

THE V’S. THEY ARE A’DEEPENING

— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 2, 2018

I just took theeeeeeee most orgasmic pee

— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 2, 2018

❤️❤️❤️ pic.twitter.com/u4jsEj99Kf

— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 2, 2018

The reviews are in!!! The people love it!!!! https://t.co/dl4nbs2ZF4

— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 2, 2018

Yes the shop specializes in coverups that aren’t 32 million dollars https://t.co/2hklA6Ix4P

— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 2, 2018

​The latest take on Superstar was helmed by Alex Rudzinski and David Leveaux. Legend was joined by Alice Cooper, Sara Bareilles, Brandon Victor Dixon, Norm Lewis, and Ben Daniels in the main cast. Chatting with NPR last week, Legend explained how the story can reach both Jesus-y people and atheists alike. "Even if you're not religious, I think it's quite a powerful story of love, of humanity, of conflict among friends, of betrayal, of faith, of what it meant to be part of something that is bigger than any individual," he said.

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​This Friday, Sony Masterworks will drop the official Jesus Christ Superstar Live in Concert soundtrack. In the meantime, catch the special on Hulu by clicking here, squidbrains.

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