The investigation into #WhoBitBeyoncé rages on. Although previous reports nailed actress Lena Dunham as the unnamed assailant who sunk her chompers into Beyoncé’s face, Dunham has denied the claims. “As the patron saint of ‘She would do that…’ I didn’t,” the 31-year-old tweeted.
Now perhaps, if you’re like me, you’re thinking that a public denial does not necessarily mean one did not bite Bey. The person who did it, according to Tiffany Haddish in her interview with GQ, was on some kind of substance and might not even remember the incident. “There was this actress there that's just, like, doing the mostest," Haddish said when recounting the December 2017 party fiasco. "She bit Beyoncé in the face...So Beyoncé stormed away, went up to Jay Z, and was like, 'Jay! Come here! This bitch!'— and snatched him."
Haddish apparently offered to beat the ass of said actress, but Bey gracefully declined. "I was like, 'She gonna get her ass beat tonight.' She was like, 'Tiffany, no. Don't do that. That bitch is on drugs. She not even drunk. The bitch is on drugs. She not like that all the time. Just chill.'"
Some of the other suspects include Sara Foster and Love & Basketball star Sanaa Lathan. Both have also denied they were the culprit via social media posts, and a representative responded to claims that Sanaa Lathan is the alleged biter. “That's nuts and I think if this happened we would have known then,” they told Business Insider.
But a report by TMZ from Tuesday says that, according to sources close to Haddish, Lathan has the teeth we’re looking for. It’d be cool if Chrissy Teigen could just tell us who it is so the Beyhive could get some sleep, but until then the tireless investigation continues.