We’re now a little over a week into 2018, but are in no way judging all the resolutions you’ve already managed to break. If you ask us, New Year resolutions should actually start on the 8th – giving you a full week to recuperate some coin from the Uber surcharges, club covers, various vices, et al. of yesteryear.

Until then, make yourself useful and read through our roundup of Netflix’s January programming. It will make for much better conversation than your upcoming juice cleanse – trust us.