Ryan Seacrest actually wasn't the first person Khloé Kardashian rang up when she found out she was pregnant.

In a new interview with Jimmy Kimmel, Kardashian looked back on that fateful day and also expressed her adoration for a certain membership-only warehouse club.

"[Seacrest is] my second call," Kardashian said Thursday night. "First it was, it was Tristan [Thompson]. He kept saying 'You're pregnant!' and I was like 'Be quiet, I'm not pregnant.' I was nauseous, not feeling well, and then he had to leave the country and I took a pregnancy test and I was, like, screaming. It's so weird and surreal." As for how she was able to procure a pregnancy test without pathetic paparazzi finding out, Kardashian had to enlist her assistant for the task.

"I had my trusty assistant do it," she said. "So, it was Alexa, my assistant, Tristan and I. We were the only ones that knew for a few weeks until I was able to tell my family." The rest of the Kardashian family, she added, has been inundating her with advice. "A lot of it is unwanted . . . Kourtney gives a lot of advice, and I think it's so sweet, but I don't want to do some of that stuff," she said. "And it's like either, you have to be, like, you can never have a plastic toy ever and I'm like if someone buys fucking blocks, I'm allowed to have blocks." Kourtney is also apparently very against Khloé's idea of installing a TV in the nursery. 

To see Kardashian and Kimmel supplement the pregnancy discussion with some anecdotes on placenta surprises, see the full chat in the video at the top of this page, likely buried in ads. For that previously teased Costco praise, click below. Or don't. Your decision will have no impact on my life, or for that matter Kardashian's. 

Season 2 of Kardashian's existential exploration series Revenge Body premieres Sunday. Here's Kardashian and Kimmel discussing that: