Idiots who make assumptions based off a single tweet had their theories promptly crushed Monday. Kim Kardashian, mere hours before launching the Blonde Kris Jenner meme machine, asked her Twitter followers for help selecting a mysterious item colloquially known as a "double stroller."

As the double stroller suggestions started rolling, so too did some baseless twins theories.

Sorry, squidbrains, but psychics can't actually see into the future (spoiler: no one can) and Kardashian was most definitely not hinting at her surrogate being pregnant with twins.

Kardashian confirmed that she and husband Kanye West are currently expecting their third child via surrogate in a recent season 14 moment from Keeping Up With the Kardashians. While on the phone with sister Khloé Kardashian, Kim dropped the news. "What happens every time I say, 'Guess what?'" Kim asked. "The person's pregnant?" Khloé said, just before Kim revealed "We're having a baby!"

Previously, Kardashian opened up about how a conversation with West helped her see surrogacy as a real option for them. "After talking to Kanye, I think I always knew that surrogacy was an option, but I didn't think it was that realistic of an option, and now I feel like that's my reality," she said earlier this year. "I feel like surrogacy really is the only other option for me."