Halloween, the most important day of the year, doesn't officially bring its 24 straight hours of costumed intoxication to the world until Tuesday. For many, however, the celebration has already kicked off.

At the time of this article's publication, Eric Andre and Gwyneth Paltrow were this year’s leading contenders for the prestigious Best Fucking Costume Ever award. For anyone who waits to see movies more than 20 years after their release, Paltrow's "What's in the box?" nod is a certified spoiler. Andre's Cardi B fit, meanwhile, is entirely spoiler-free.



A post shared by Gwyneth Paltrow (@gwynethpaltrow) on Oct 29, 2017 at 10:18am PDT


Swipe left to see my Halloween costume 🎃 @iamcardib

A post shared by Eric Andre (@ericfuckingandre) on Oct 27, 2017 at 4:12pm PDT

Adele, Rae Sremmurd, Nas, Big Boi, Kelly Rowland, Diplo, Zoë Kravitz, Elijah Wood, and more have also already bested whatever you had planned for Halloween this year.


Happy Early Halloween & Happy Birthday Gorgeous ❤️

A post shared by Adele (@adele) on Oct 29, 2017 at 2:20am PDT


@raesremmurd’s Halloween Costumes

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Richard Pryor LIVE ON THE STRIP 📸 @thegcode

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Strangé & Eddie

A post shared by Kelly Rowland (@kellyrowland) on Oct 30, 2017 at 12:35am PDT


2nd rule of fight club.

A post shared by Zoë Kravitz (@zoeisabellakravitz) on Oct 28, 2017 at 7:21pm PDT


Wooooooooo @ricflairnatureboy

A post shared by diplo (@diplo) on Oct 28, 2017 at 10:50pm PDT


Randy savage. In Moschino tho 💪🏾

A post shared by @mr_camron on Oct 29, 2017 at 10:09am PDT


Heyyyyyy youuuuu guysssss #goonies #funtimes ⚡️⚡️ Rocky Road ..... 🕺🏽

A post shared by therealswizzz (@therealswizzz) on Oct 28, 2017 at 11:03pm PDT


Academy Awards 1991

A post shared by Kourtney Kardashian (@kourtneykardash) on Oct 29, 2017 at 6:42pm PDT


Hard act to follow Sonny n @cher but I thinks we nailed it @kimkardashian what do you guys think?? @casamigos

A post shared by Jonathan Cheban (@foodgod) on Oct 28, 2017 at 2:31pm PDT


Happy Halloween weekend, everyone! 🍬

A post shared by Marc Jacobs (@marcjacobs) on Oct 27, 2017 at 2:43pm PDT


Boo 👻

A post shared by Emily Ratajkowski (@emrata) on Oct 29, 2017 at 10:02am PDT


Elijah Wood as Eleven and His girlfriend as Mike from STRANGER THINGS

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If you've procrastinated to the point of self-sabotage once again this year, don't fret. There's still plenty of time to cobble together a passable last-minute costume for whatever shitty party you end up passing out at Tuesday night. The punny Error 404 t-shirt, for example, requires little to no effort whatsoever:

If puns aren't your thing and you'd rather keep the last-minute outfit in the general realm of pop culture, you could pay tribute to the work of LaBeouf, Rönkkö & Turner by recreating Shia LaBeouf's iconic 2014 performance piece, I AM NOT FAMOUS ANYMORE. All you need is a tux, a brown paper bag, and a permanent marker.