Halloween, the most important day of the year, doesn't officially bring its 24 straight hours of costumed intoxication to the world until Tuesday. For many, however, the celebration has already kicked off.
At the time of this article's publication, Eric Andre and Gwyneth Paltrow were this year’s leading contenders for the prestigious Best Fucking Costume Ever award. For anyone who waits to see movies more than 20 years after their release, Paltrow's "What's in the box?" nod is a certified spoiler. Andre's Cardi B fit, meanwhile, is entirely spoiler-free.
Adele, Rae Sremmurd, Nas, Big Boi, Kelly Rowland, Diplo, Zoë Kravitz, Elijah Wood, and more have also already bested whatever you had planned for Halloween this year.
If you've procrastinated to the point of self-sabotage once again this year, don't fret. There's still plenty of time to cobble together a passable last-minute costume for whatever shitty party you end up passing out at Tuesday night. The punny Error 404 t-shirt, for example, requires little to no effort whatsoever:
If puns aren't your thing and you'd rather keep the last-minute outfit in the general realm of pop culture, you could pay tribute to the work of LaBeouf, Rönkkö & Turner by recreating Shia LaBeouf's iconic 2014 performance piece, I AM NOT FAMOUS ANYMORE. All you need is a tux, a brown paper bag, and a permanent marker.