Blonde Kris Jenner Is a Meme Now

Kris de Vil's new blonde look was almost immediately memed.

Halloween procrastinators received one hell of a last-minute costume idea. All you'll need to pull off this surefire party hit is a comfortable couch, an expensive red leather purse, a vaguely fancy glass full of the clear liquid of your choice, a blonde wig, large black sunglasses, floral-patterned attire, a heavy helping of fur, expensive red heels, and the giving of zero fucks.

Caption this... pic.twitter.com/PAbOUyCCU3

— Kim Kardashian (@KimKardashian) October 23, 2017

Kim Kardashian shared this photo of empire runner Kris Jenner Monday night, advising her modest 56 million Twitter followers to provide their own captions. For whatever reason, people followed this command.

KRIS JENNER: give me the 'you're damn right i stole those puppies'

BARBER: say no more, fam pic.twitter.com/Z0bRey6o6j

— Hayes Brown (@HayesBrown) October 23, 2017

Kris Jenner is that white step aunt that has been in the family forever that been with Uncle Doug since 87' 🙌👑💎 pic.twitter.com/TWRkLPRjbo

— HOLLY THE BAD GUY 🇼🇸🔱💈🛩 👑 (@HOLLYandherEGO) October 23, 2017

kris jenner like "what y'all broke hoes doing on this marvelous monday" pic.twitter.com/tKFX1hf6TY

— God’s VISION🦋 (@GodsVISI0N) October 23, 2017

Naturally, Kardashian's caption request quickly morphed into a meme battle that may or may not be entertaining to you on a very deep level. 

An actual photo of me from the future as I pregame an hour before Britney Spears’ Vegas show later this week pic.twitter.com/JND1zHuFFt

— Ricky Dillon (@RickyPDillon) October 24, 2017

Friend: It's just a small party... so don't wear anything extra....
Me: pic.twitter.com/60bGG2Q5Lj

— Stephy Williams (@StephyWilliams5) October 24, 2017

when you put a little basil on top of your ramen noodles pic.twitter.com/WRU3WBTuBy

— WHAT DAT BODY DO? (@notyourloverboy) October 24, 2017

"When you think you only have 2$ left in your checking account but you actually have 2.36$". pic.twitter.com/jBiGWOhIB8

— Summer break bafoonery (@OvenMitch) October 24, 2017

When bae sneaks in the house at 3am and turns the lights on and you’re waiting for him like pic.twitter.com/xgQ5Rt7LJI

— Lexie Johnson (@Lexie_D_Johnson) October 24, 2017
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If you don't have the assortment of items required to pull off Platinum Kris for Halloween this year, you could always just go with the full-on Cruella de Vil look.

If knowing the full story behind Jenner's sudden shift to blonde is of concern to you, Kardashian confirmed amid memery Monday night that a forthcoming episode of critically revered social documentary series Keeping Up With the Kardashians would provide the scoop. The series, currently in the middle of season 14, recently celebrated its 10th year of existence with an anniversary special.

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