Halloween procrastinators received one hell of a last-minute costume idea. All you'll need to pull off this surefire party hit is a comfortable couch, an expensive red leather purse, a vaguely fancy glass full of the clear liquid of your choice, a blonde wig, large black sunglasses, floral-patterned attire, a heavy helping of fur, expensive red heels, and the giving of zero fucks.
Kim Kardashian shared this photo of empire runner Kris Jenner Monday night, advising her modest 56 million Twitter followers to provide their own captions. For whatever reason, people followed this command.
Naturally, Kardashian's caption request quickly morphed into a meme battle that may or may not be entertaining to you on a very deep level.
If you don't have the assortment of items required to pull off Platinum Kris for Halloween this year, you could always just go with the full-on Cruella de Vil look.
If knowing the full story behind Jenner's sudden shift to blonde is of concern to you, Kardashian confirmed amid memery Monday night that a forthcoming episode of critically revered social documentary series Keeping Up With the Kardashians would provide the scoop. The series, currently in the middle of season 14, recently celebrated its 10th year of existence with an anniversary special.