Today is a good day, because today is the day I get to type "finger lookin' head ass" in an article. Finally. Chrissy Teigen, known to shut down a trollish tweet from time to time, released another classic this week after a "professional rodeo announcer" made a peculiar remark about "class."
Teigen promptly responded, noting that the individual resembles a thumb:
FINGER LOOKIN' HEAD ASS.
Previous finger lookin' head asses have met similar fates. Back in March, Teigen responded to someone who tried to asterisk-censor their tweet by throwing their own joke back in their face:
Teigen's greatest Twitter moment, however, is arguably that time she called out Fox News for being so goddamn Fox News-y:
Fox News' new slogan should be:
News for Finger Lookin' Head Asses Since 1996 ©