This may not be surprising to you, but Donald Trump is reportedly already planting the seeds for his next venture after he loses the 2016 presidential election. According to the Financial Times, Trump's son-in-law Jared Kushner met with a media industry dealmaker named Aryeh Bourkoff about setting up a network after the election. After riding a wave of ethnocentrism, misogyny, and white people's fear of true equality, it appears Trump is looking to take the movement to its logical conclusion by creating his own, presumably even more Fox News-ish television network.

Despite Trump claiming in the past that he had "no interest in a media company," you have to admit that this move makes a lot of sense. Trump tapped into the fear of Fox News' audience, and with that network receding ever so slightly back towards sanity after former CEO Roger Ailes' resignation in the face of multiple sexual assault allegations, there's a market for angry, paranoid radicals just begging to be exploited. Because let's face it: even if Trump loses this election, his most fervent followers aren't all of the sudden going to become woke. 

So what exactly will Trump TV look like, you ask? Well, we had some ideas. (Donald, if you wanna hit us up with a producer credit for any of these—please don't. All of these ideas are either bad or offensive and are meant to be taken as jokes. Cool? Cool.)