Is Khloé Kardashian dating the Cavaliers' Tristan Thompson? Just kidding. We already asked that question, and the cruel universe offered zero answers because, you know, that's actually none of our goddamn business and whatnot. That being said, the latest on all this alleged dating is that model Jordy Craig, Thompson's ex, couldn't possibly care less about any of it:

Craig had her baby shower this weekend, Global Grind reported. Though she doesn't mention Thompson (the baby’s father) directly in the post, the message is pretty clear: Craig is blocking out the negativity and embracing the future. "Words cannot express how anxious and excited I am to finally meet you!" Craig wrote on Instagram Sunday. "Mommy loves you so much!"

News of Tristan Thompson and Khloé Kardashian reportedly becoming some sort of a thing first broke way back in September, a simpler time in American history that has now been pretty much forgotten. TMZ reported that Kardashian and Thompson were spotted standing near each other at a mansion in Beverly Hills before hitting a private jet to Mexico, at which point they were also spotted standing near each other.

The latest report on this maybe-a-couple-but-who-really-knows comes from E! News, which reported Sunday that Kardashian took a flight out of LAX earlier in the week to catch Thompson in Cleveland. Due to the ongoing security concerns surrounding the recent armed robbery of Kim Kardashian in Paris, she was joined by "several bodyguards" during her trip.