We've already told you this, but just in case you need a reminder: If you come for the Kardashian/Jenner crew, you best not miss. Everyone in the fam is an expert at shutting down rumors, putting haters in their place, and calling fellow A-listers on their bullshit. So when a Kylie Jenner Snapchat post somehow managed to ignite boob job rumors, King Kylie decided to have a little fun while setting the record straight.

When one fan on Twitter alerted Kylie to the rumors, she initially offered a firm and brief response. "Um never," Kylie said when asked "when" she got her "breasts done." Sadly, the inquiries just kept coming. Kylie, putting her rumor-squashing skills on full display, then decided to keep it very 💯:

The conversation then turned to bra recommendations, with Kylie reminding those who don't know how the human body works that "they will deflate soon."

For whatever reason, any given social media post from Kylie seemingly kicks off a marathon of rumors ranging from vaguely plausible to downright preposterous. Remember when a bunch of dummies actually thought the Kardashians had started worshipping a nonexistent devil because of a tongue-in-cheek Instagram from Kylie showing a devil-esque creature? Yeahhhh. That actually happened.