There Are Now Pokémon Sex Toys Called Pokémoan—Because Of Course

Pokémon sex toys called Pokémoan are now a thing, which means there's a Pikachu for your butt. The toys range in cost from $50 to $69, and feature the likeness.

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Pokémon fans who want to take their love for pocket monsters to a deeper level now have a perfect option right at their fingertips: Pokémon sex toys. Called "Pokémoan" (see what they did there?), the new line of sex toys from Geeky Sex Toys will poké you in all the right places.

The toys range in cost from $50 to $69, and feature the likeness Pokémon favorites: Pikachu, Squirtle, Bulbasaur, and Charmander. The Pikachu toy is a butt-plug called the "Piky," while the others—"Squirty," "Bulby," and "Charmy"—are dildos specially designed for pleasure and to resemble the cartoon characters you knew and loved as a child.

"Piky" Pokemoan Toy
"Charmy" Pokemoan Toy

Geeky Sex Toys describes each of the toys on their website:

‘Bulby’ – A grass type Pokémoan. Bulby has a large seed tip making it a very pleasurable friend to have. It’s seed is 5cm wide and 4cm tall and its body is 16cm tall and 3.5cm wide.
"Squirty" Pokemoan Toy
"Bulby" Pokemoan Toy

For Pokémoaners concerned about safety: never fear, because the toys are all made purely of silicone. 

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