Pokémon fans who want to take their love for pocket monsters to a deeper level now have a perfect option right at their fingertips: Pokémon sex toys. Called "Pokémoan" (see what they did there?), the new line of sex toys from Geeky Sex Toys will poké you in all the right places.
The toys range in cost from $50 to $69, and feature the likeness Pokémon favorites: Pikachu, Squirtle, Bulbasaur, and Charmander. The Pikachu toy is a butt-plug called the "Piky," while the others—"Squirty," "Bulby," and "Charmy"—are dildos specially designed for pleasure and to resemble the cartoon characters you knew and loved as a child.
Geeky Sex Toys describes each of the toys on their website:
‘Bulby’ – A grass type Pokémoan. Bulby has a large seed tip making it a very pleasurable friend to have. It’s seed is 5cm wide and 4cm tall and its body is 16cm tall and 3.5cm wide.
‘Charmy’ – A slightly thinner, fire type Pokémoan with a flaming tail. Standing 18cm tall and 4cm wide at its widest point Charmy gives intense orgasms everywhere it goes.
‘Squirty’ – A water Pokémoan. Squirty has a smooth round head with a large grooved turtle shell on its back. Its bubbly head measures 4cm wide whilst his body measures 6cm wide and 14cm tall.
‘Piky’ – This small electric type anal Pokémoan is a perfect size for the average Pokémoan trainer. Piky is an extremely cute yet essential addition to your team. Its insertable size is 2.5cm wide by 4cm tall and his tail is 8cm long.
For Pokémoaners concerned about safety: never fear, because the toys are all made purely of silicone.