A very large number of Americans have been meticulously Googling "move to Canada" since the hate-fueled rise of Donald Trump, a rise that former rivals Ted Cruz and John Kasich are now battling with their newly minted BFF status. For Girls creator Lena Dunham, the threat of a Canadian relocation isn't just a fascinating Google search. It's a promise. In fact, even Trump has endorsed the move in a way that only he (i.e. a grown man with the oratory skills of a fourth grader) can.
"I know a lot of people have been threatening to do this, but I really will," Dunham told Andy Cohen at the Matrix Awards on Monday, according to the Hollywood Reporter. "I know a lovely place in Vancouver and I can get my work done from there." If Vancouver doesn't work out, I'm sure the nice people responsible for keeping up this beautiful Canadian island would be stoked to have Dunham in their ranks.
Trump took to Fox & Friends (where else?) on Tuesday to address these Canadian plans, with Politico reporting he ultimately offered a full-on co-sign. "Well, she's a B actor," Trump said of Dunham, whose work on Girls has garnered multiple Golden Globe awards. "You know, she has no—you know, no mojo." Addressing similar Canadian plans from Whoopi Goldberg, Rosie O'Donnell, and Jon Stewart, Trump doubled down on his support of their relocation. "Now I have to get elected because I'll be doing a great service to our country," Trump added. "In fact, I'll immediately get off this call and start campaigning right now."
Save us a spot in Canada, Lena.