Unless you're an unsung hero of arbitrary calculations, you may have missed the fact that Disney Channel's upcoming Adventures in Babysitting is actually its 100th original movie. To celebrate this feat of original programming, Entertainment Weekly reports that Disney Channel is going to hit us with all 99 of its other original movies within a remarkably brief period of time.
The creative coup kicks off on Friday, May 27 with a Memorial Day weekend marathon comprised of 51 of the "most popular" Disney Channel originals, starting with the hella underrated Kim Possible: So the Drama. After the marathon wraps that Monday, the unstoppable train of nostalgia that's currently hurdling toward you at full speed will continue with the screening of the rest of the Disney Channel originals "throughout June," EW confirms.
Adventures in Babysitting, which will clearly benefit from the greatest TV lead-in ever, is a remake of the 1987 movie of the same name, that one (of course) starring Elisabeth Shue. For the 2016 edition, Sabrina Carpenter (Girl Meets World) and Sofia Carson (Disney's Descendants) star as rivaling babysitters forced to form a makeshift duo when a kid gets lost in a Disney-ready metropolis.
Peep the full Memorial Day weekend schedule below via EW, then cancel your obviously unimportant life plans through June to catch 100 slices of Disney Channel mastery in a shorter period of time than should ever be legally allowed.
Friday, May 27:
- 10:00 a.m.: Kim Possible Movie: So the Drama
- 11:20 a.m.: Read It and Weep
- 12:55 p.m.: Wendy Wu: Homecoming Warrior
- 2:40 p.m.: Jump In!
- 4:15 p.m.: Lemonade Mouth
- 6:15 p.m.: Zapped
- 8:00 p.m.: High School Musical 2
- 9:55 p.m.: The Cheetah Girls 2
- 11:45 p.m.: Zenon the Zequel
- 1:25 a.m.: Halloweentown II: Kalabar’s Revenge
- 2:55 a.m.: Twitches Too
- 4:25 a.m.: Alley Cats Strike!
Saturday, May 28:
- 6:25 a.m.: You Wish!
- 8:05 a.m.: The Proud Family Movie
- 9:50 a.m.: Quints
- 11:25 a.m.: Horse Sense
- 1:10 p.m.: Cow Belles
- 2:50 p.m.: Twitches
- 4:30 p.m.: The Even Stevens Movie
- 6:15 p.m.: Wizards of Waverly Place: The Movie
- 8:00 p.m.: Camp Rock 2: The Final Jam
- 9:50 p.m.: Princess Protection Program
- 11:30 p.m.: The Cheetah Girls: One World
- 1:05 a.m.: Zenon: Z3
- 2:40 a.m.: Halloweentown High
- 4:20 a.m.: The Thirteenth Year
Sunday, May 29:
- 6:00 a.m.: Right On Track
- 7:45 a.m.: Full-Court Miracle
- 9:35 a.m.: Eddie’s Million Dollar Cook-Off
- 11:20 a.m.: Brink!
- 1:10 p.m.: Double Teamed
- 2:55 p.m.: Rip Girls
- 4:35 p.m.: Motocrossed
- 6:20 p.m.: Cloud 9
- 8:00 p.m.: Teen Beach 2
- 9:55 p.m.: Bad Hair Day
- 11:40 p.m.: How to Build a Better Boy
- 1:20 a.m.: Pixel Perfect
- 2:55 a.m.: The Other Me
- 4:30 a.m.: Genius
Monday, May 30:
- 10:00 a.m.: Stuck in the Suburbs
- 11:30 a.m.: Halloweentown
- 1:05 p.m.: Zenon, Girl of the 21st Century
- 2:55 p.m.: Smart House
- 4:25 p.m.: High School Musical
- 6:15 p.m.: Camp Rock
- 8:00 p.m.: Descendants
- 10:05 p.m.: Teen Beach Movie
- 11:55 p.m.: Cadet Kelly
- 1:50 a.m.: The Cheetah Girls
- 3:35 a.m.: Johnny Tsunami