We've been down here in Austin, maintaining a steady buzz, and catching the wide array of the films SXSW has to offer. From sleep paralyzing docs to a kidnapped kitten, the festival really does have it all for even the most discerning film viewer. It's almost... too much.

So to help out we hit up the most discerning film viewer we know, reality TV star and film buff Spencer Pratt, to review some of the SXSW films for us during the next week. Keep in mind, Spencer hasn't actually seen any of these films, but he's a man of gut reactions and intensely strong first impressions. So feel safe knowing that the following is an absolutely correct assessment of these films.