With Donald Trump taking a pretty substantial lead in the Republican primaries, it's not that surprising that the other candidates have resorted to making dick jokes about the businessman. Ok, maybe it is surprising, but it's exactly what Marco Rubio did last week: "I'll admit [Trump's] taller than me. He's like 6' 2", which is why I don't understand why his hands are the size of someone who's 5' 2". Have you seen his hands? And you know what they say about men with small hands?" Anyway, Saturday Night Live couldn't resist playing off of the joke, and decided to open with a bit where Trump (Darrell Hammond) defends himself.

Celebrating his major Super Tuesday victories, Trump took to the stage to thank his supporters—mostly racists—instill fear in Governor of New Jersey Chris Christie, and, to finally say, "Also, P.S. America, I have a great, big, huge dick." Like Trump himself, there was nothing subtle about that moment.

But Trump wasn't the only one to appear in the opener. Hillary Clinton (Kate McKinnon) also spoke up about her victories and managed to look pretty scary while doing so. "I won seven States tonight and to celebrate I bought myself this brand new Storm Trooper coat," she said maniacally. 

Finally, SNL veteran Jason Sudeikis returned to play 2012 presidential hopeful Mitt Romney. The real Romney made headlines earlier this week when he spoke up against Trump, calling him a "phony" and an "immoral fraud." Whatever the reason, we're just glad SNL had an excuse to bring back Sudeikis.