Khloé Kardashian has reportedly ended her headlines-snatching relationship with James Harden, according to the Huffington Post. Though Khloé reportedly dumped Harden a few weeks back, this alleged confirmation from the Kardashian camp splendidly arrives during the one week of the year in which everyone at least attempts to believe in love. Thanks for the reality check, Khloé.
Rumors of the couple's demise started to gain serious traction after Lamar Odom's near-death health scare in 2015, though both Khloé and Harden made a point to repeatedly rebuke such claims as nonsense. The couple had officially been a thing for roughly seven months, according to some deep 'gram digging and other super scientific forms of gathering information.
On Monday evening, TMZ spotted Khloé at the Ace of Diamonds strip club in Los Angeles with ex-boyfriend French Montana. According to their equally scientific research, the irony of that spotting runs quite deep due to the fact that Khloé was allegedly less-than-thrilled by Harden's own night of fun at Ace of Diamonds just last month.
In memoriam of their allegedly defunct union, let us gleefully recall that time Khloé Kardashian and James Harden swiftly achieved god-level relationship status by casually hopping on the PJ just to grab some of the most controversial food one could reasonably consume: Chipotle.
Damn. So inspirational.
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Happy Valentine's Day, everyone.