No, this not the title to a potential sequel to the Samuel L. Jackson film, this is a real life thing. Someone in Camden has lost their snake (not a euphemism) and they've been posting missing posters around town. The missing pet in question is named Rosie and they've been asking members of the public to look under car seats, beds, behind the toilets and inside washing machines. However it's the warning sign at the bottom that's really worrying as it's clearly states that 'She is HIGHLY VENOMOUS' and 'If you see her DO NOT ATTEMPT TO HANDLE HER'.
The missing poster was spotted by Professor Sophie Scott and she alerted the Twitter-verse due to her concern for the 'supposed' snake's breed (more on that later). The missing snake is a Black Mamba, one of the most dangerous and feared snakes in Africa, who's venom is known to make a human collapse within 45 minutes after one bite.
However Professor Scot is not buying that there is a deadly snake on the loose in Camden saying: "I’m pretty sure it’s a hoax, especially as the number doesn’t seem to work!" (We would try to ring but unfortunately we've run out of credit.)
If you think we're being nonchalant, the Met Police could care even less, Buzzfeed tried to get a statement from them but they we're parred off to the Safer Neighbourhood Teams for the borough of Camden. The very definition of 'no f**** given'. Seriously though if there is a Black Mamba out there and the number on the poster isn't working; What the hell are we supposed to do?
If you live in the Camden area or you're pissing you pants at the thought of becoming paralysed by one of the world's deadliest reptiles we suggest you try and call the number in the poster just to alleviate your fears.
