Since the world met James Bond, there have been ridiculous, overtly sexual names for the series' female characters. 

With famous "Bond girl" names like Dr. Holly Goodhead or Octopussy, it's obvious that writers and directors of past Bond movies were in on some joke—and the butt of that joke was women.

But what if the tables were turned, and 007 was a woman? What would "Bond boys" be named? A Redditor recently asked this question, and the answers were hilarious: