Adam Sandler, the esteemed actor that both critics and audiences alike spend large portions of time praising for his inimitable commitment to the craft of filmmaking, just scored another batch of bragworthy Razzies nominations. Sandler's Pixels and The Cobbler, both of which are actual movies that actually exist, earned the Hollywood veteran two spots in the Worst Actor category alongside fellow legends Kevin James (Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2), Jamie Dornan (Fifty Shades of Grey), Channing Tatum (Jupiter Ascending), and Johnny Depp (Mortdecai).

Fifty Shades of Grey, a movie so good that some viewers reportedly violently defecated themselves while watching it, boasts an impressive number of nominations in the face of Sandler's usual dominance. The biggest upset here, however, is the fact that confirmed gem Fantastic Four somehow managed to warrant just a handful of nominations.

Peep the full list of prestigious Razzies nominees, via the Hollywood Reporter, immediately below this clunky sentence:

Worst Picture
Fantastic Four
Fifty Shades of Grey
Jupiter Ascending
Paul Blart Mall Cop 2
Pixels

Worst Actor
Johnny Depp, Mortdecai
Jamie Dornan, Fifty Shades of Grey
Kevin James, Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2
Adam Sandler, The Cobbler and Pixels
Channing Tatum, Jupiter Ascending

Worst Actress
Katherine Heigl, Home Sweet Hell
Dakota Johnson, Fifty Shades of Grey
Mila Kunis, Jupiter Ascending
Jennifer Lopez, The Boy Next Door
Gwyneth Paltrow, Mortdecai

Worst Supporting Actor
Chevy Chase, Hot Tub Time Machine 2 and Vacation
Josh Gad, Pixels and The Wedding Ringer
Kevin James, Pixels
Jason Lee, Alvin and the Chipmunks: Road Chip
Eddie Redmayne, Jupiter Ascending

Worst Supporting Actress
Kaley Cuoco-Sweeting, Alvin and the Chipmunks: Road Chip and The Wedding Ringer
Rooney Mara, Pan
Michelle Monaghan, Pixels
Julianne Moore, Seventh Son
Amanda Seyfried, Love the Coopers and Pan

Worst Remake or Sequel:
Alvin and The Chipmunks: The Road Chip
Fantastic Four
Hot Tub Time Machine 2
Human Centipede 3
Paul Blart Mall Cop 2

Worst Screen Combo
Miles Teller, Michael B. Jordan, Kate Mara and Jamie Bell, Fantastic Four
Johnny Depp and his glued-on mustache, Mortdecai
Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson, Fifty Shades of Grey
Kevin James and either his Segway or glued-on mustache, Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2
Adam Sandler and any pair of shoes, The Cobbler

Worst Director
Andy Fickman, Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2
Tom Six, Human Centipede 3
Sam Taylor-Johnson, Fifty Shades of Grey
Josh Trank, Fantastic Four
Andy and Lana Wachowski, Jupiter Ascending

Worst Screenplay
Simon Kinberg, Jeremy Slater and Josh Trank, Fantastic Four
Kelly Marcel, Fifty Shades of Grey
Andy and Lana Wachowski, Jupiter Ascending
Kevin James and Nick Bakay, Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2
Tim Herlihy and Timothy Dowling, Pixels

Razzies Redeemer Award
Elizabeth Banks
M. Night Shyamalan
Will Smith
Sylvester Stallone

The presumably ecstatic winners will be revealed in February, just one day ahead of the Academy Awards.