Noted trash man and sometimes comedian Ricky Gervais really came into the Golden Globes swinging this evening by insulting damn near everyone with jokes far too inappropriate to be spoken either on live television or ever, for that matter. And yet here we are, with Gervais hosting this mess of an awards ceremony that began with (possibly inebriated) Jonah Hill swearing profusely in a bear suit, yet again.

Here's a brief list of people and things that Gervais directly insulted in less ten minutes.

  • ​Caitlyn Jenner
  • Tina Fey and Amy Poehler
  • Jennifer Lawrence
  • ​Jeffrey Tambor
  • ​The Catholic Church
  • Roman Polanski
  • Pay Parity
  • The Martian

And that's the short list. I encourage you to watch the full thing above to be just as horrified as the rest of us watching live.