Deadpool, a movie so dedicated to the source material that the filmmakers didn't even flinch after getting banned in China, is back to welcome your surely long and most certainly depressing work week with a new clip (see above) and a handful of other teases. This clip proves, as those lucky enough to have already witnessed the cinematic Merc in action have previously claimed, that Ryan Reynolds and company have taken the task of righting the wrongs of X-Men Origins: Wolverine quite seriously.

In addition to mistaking an anal sex request for a marriage proposal, Deadpool has been busy politely lampooning the much-hyped return of The X-Files with his usual gusto:

For those wondering about the nature of this semi-romantic engagement clip, fear not: Ryan Reynolds has already confirmed that this Deadpool will in fact be pansexual. "I want that quoted," Reynolds told Collider back in November. "Pansexual Deadpool."

Deadpool will attempt to inspire many more engagements starting Valentine's Day weekend.