Cocaine is a hell of a drug. But how does it fare as a nutritious breakfast? Just ask the chef in the Dangerous Minds-cosigned clip above, a man who would appear to have been caught by the camera right in the middle of cutting himself a quick line of alleged cocaine:

The best part? This reportedly happened on live TV. The even best-er part? This is a goddamn morning show.

Though it's impossible to tell what this alleged chef tells his alleged cooking partner after allegedly being caught on live TV with some alleged cocaine, we can all pretty easily imagine that it was something to the general effect of "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuccckk."

So, cocaine as a breakfast option might not be the best idea. What about cocaine as a touching gesture from a mother to a daughter in the form of a birthday gift?