Apple has had it up to here with your insomnia and is finally doing something about it in the most Apple way possible. The soon-to-hit-devices iOS 9.3 update apparently contains a beautiful new feature aimed at improving the sleeping habits of even the most dedicated of iPhone users, the Guardian reports. Sleep, as your habit of frequently being super late for work has already proven, is pretty great.
The new feature, dubbed Night Shift, adjust the color balance of your respective device once the sun starts to set. Using its internal clock and GPS capabilities, your iPhone (which hopefully isn't quite as antiquated as the one above) and/or iPad then shifts to warmer colors (red, orange) by bypassing those pesky blues and whites.
"Many studies have shown that exposure to bright blue light in the evening can affect your circadian rhythms and make it harder to fall asleep," Apple said in a press release teasing the new feature. Fittingly enough, Apple also wished everyone "pleasant dreams" in the exact same press release which is oddly comforting and somehow proves that not everyone is doomed to a solitary existence.
Presumably, those who actively despise the abominable SPF monster known as the Sun (good team to be on, tbqh) will quickly figure out a way to keep their respective devices in permanent Night Shift mode so that modern life retains its general essence: a time-warping haze.
