UPDATE 12/14/15:

The dream is already dissolving. Though a recent Justin Bieber 'gram (see below) was quickly picked up by a variety of outlets as some sort of trollish act against Scott Disick, x17 has the full batch of photos and has confirmed that the mystery woman is in fact not Kourtney Kardashian.

Maybe Bieber is just really into Meek Mill?

Crying right now.

See original story below.

Let the record reflect that in 2015, the year of Purpose, it was rumored that Kourtney Kardashian and Justin Bieber had a thing. The 36-year-old mother of three and 21-year-old professional apologizer were seen hanging out at The Nice Guy in West Hollywood on Friday evening, and Kardashian was reportedly seen leaving the Beverly Hills Hotel The Montage—where Bieber is a frequent guest—at 4 a.m. on Saturday.

Sources told Us Weekly that it's "definitely happening" but that their rumored May-December romance remains casual. "Justin bragged to friends recently that he has been hooking up with Kourtney Kardashian," said one surely reliable source. Another added, "Every time Kourtney and Justin are together they’re extremely flirtatious. They text each other all the time."

While Kourtney and the father of her children Scott Disick have called it quitsHollywood Life's "sources" claim that news of Bieber entering the picture is too much for her ex. "Scott feels like it is a slap to the face," said the insider. "He feels that he is doing what she wants and she is now doing things just to make him feel bad.​"

 

A photo posted by Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) on Oct 10, 2015 at 11:42am PDT

Let's examine the number of ways this could be unsubstantiated. Justin Bieber is a friend of the family who appears frequently in photo ops with the sisters and their children (where applicable), professional projects and ad campaigns, and even in the Kris Jenner birthday remix of her infamous single "I Love My Friends." And between the recent rumors that he's hanging out with Selena Gomez, creeping on a 17-year-old Instagram user, and enjoying casual threesomes with models, this is a bit much.

I've got to be honest, this gossip just seems too good to be real. Then again this was the year we found out the Bieber dick rumors were true, so.