When you're Khloé Kardashian and you have a super successful empire and an app that you know everyone's constantly checking, why not play a fun game of "Fuck, Marry, Kill" with yourself? Or, as Khloé has it, "Fuck, Marry, Friend Zone."
Khloé posted a series of photos on her app of different figures she would like to marry, fuck, or simply be friends with. The first round featured American presidents: Bill Clinton, Barack Obama, and George Bush.
"Firstly, I just need to friend-zone George, LOL!" Khloé wrote on the app. "I'd marry Obama, for sure. And I guess that means I do it with Bill!!!" There you have it.
While her taste for the 42nd president definitely comes as a sort of surprise, there were other weird, but mostly justifiable choices Khloé made with her selections. After laying out photos of Tina Fey, Chelsea Handler, and Sarah Silverman she noted, "I'd friend-zone Chelsea because we're good friends in real life and I love her. I'd marry Tina Fey because she seems like a good wifey. And I'd definitely f-k Silverman. She's smoking hot, haha!"
Now I just want Khloé to be featured in a Sarah Silverman special. Someone give this to me, please.