Depending on where you are in this cruel and often thankless universe, you might very well be consuming some vodka of your own right this very moment. That's cool and all, but is it bipartisan vodka? Hillary Clinton decided to speak on the benefits of this truly unique type of vodka by telling the brief but revelatory story of how she once squared off against John McCain for a friendly game of vodka consumption:
Though Hillary admits the makeshift competition ended in a tie, the tale is still one of political party-smashing inspiration. If a diehard Democrat and an equally diehard Republican can set aside the vast ocean of differences between them long enough for a friendly vodka marathon, what else is possible?
Don't let us down, 2016. We're all counting on you.