Everyone Loves This Video of Two Drunk Sisters Fighting Aboard an Inflatable Raft Because Duh

The two women, presumably sisters and supposedly drunk, decided a simple rafting adventure wasn't quite daring enough for them.

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Though the clip is somehow not controversially entitled "Two Girls, One Raft" because even the internet takes a day off, the YouTubed documentation of two drunk women duking it out aboard an inflatable raft will certainly leave everyone with a fair assortment of questions. We won't answer those questions here, but we will offer this: When you're floating along a large body of water on an inflatable raft, a traveling method people in Ohio love maybe a little too much, maybe don't get drunk and/or initiate a brawl with a member of one's family.

Information regarding the clip is admittedly scarce, with only the video's description (see below) and one's own eyes providing any insight:

after a nice upper run we decided to run the lower and came across an interesting group in a raft.hope you Enjoy. both are professional raft guides for BIG CREEK EXPEDITIONS

The video, entitled "drunk bimbo sisters gone wild GAF lower Nanatahala Gorge beatdown" like a sadly sexist attempt at an E.E. Cummings poem, has already clocked more than 200,000 views, meaning we now have a new batch of famous people on our hands. Forward-thinking minds will note that a river flowing with feuding families aboard inflatable rafts would make an excellent premise for a potential Fight Club sequel, so somebody do that soon.

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