Two nightmares collide in this harrowing text message horror story, rendering one protective dad so angry that he completely screwed up the chronology in his threatening response. The terrifying exchange begins innocently enough, or as innocent as a seemingly playful text from a number you don't recognize could ever be:

DudeComedy

Immediately recognizing these nude snaps as those of his own daughter's, this guy went from here to HERE real fucking quick:

DudeComedy
DudeComedy

According to the mad scientists over at DudeComedy, that's where the exchange came to its bizarre conclusion. True conspiracy theorists will now begin to dream up beautiful madness like "But maybe the dad didn't screw up his chronology in the response, maybe his whole 'locked away for life after being murdered' thing is just a metaphor for Purgatory or whatever?"

Exactly.